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Young Stumbler #2 told us four most excellent jokes yesterday. They are so funny I just had to post them. I challenge all my Korean friends to understand all four of these jokes.

Q: Where did George Washington keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A sit

Q: Why do sharks prefer salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him

Bonus credit for my Korean friends if you can understand this famous quotation from Groucho Marx.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.